What Is On the Bottom of Your Shoe?

What's on the bottom of your shoe? It's like one those I'll show you mine if you show me yours thing; something only you and those who you truly trust can know. Like gum. That's usually found under shoes, I guess. Sticky stuff, gum. Not many try to get it stuck but it finds its way onto your sole. You just have to scrape it off, but nobody wants to take that five minutes to do so. Then there's those little brass thumb-tacks. You know, there was that big fad of putting them on your tennis shoes so you would click everywhere you went. They're there for a reason though, and are always heard - whether you want to be serenaded by that endless clicking or not - but you don't know where the sound is coming from. Let's not forget mud and miscellaneous objects that find the bottom of your shoe fitting as a snug abode. The scars of wandering. In case your not as random as I am, or like turning stupid phrases into philosophical theories that either make you think "wow" or "stop reading this, it's stupid (or doesn't make any sense)" as I do; I'll walk ya through my train of thought. My sister had a piece of tape stuck to her shoe awhile back and so I asked her "what's on the bottom of your shoe?" She responded with, "what's on the bottom of your shoe?" Shut down, I began to think of one of those stupid-phrase-theories and thought of social crap on your shoes. So like the gum is something you have said and/or done you haven't made amends for, or that science project due in two days...oh crap.