If I Lived in a Small Village, I Would Definitely Carry Produce in My Pocket

That is what a girl from my ward said while watching "The 10th Kingdom." It's an interesting show about golden dogs and shoes...and fish. And of course, sheep. That's where the "if I lived in a small village, I would definitely carry produce in my pocket" came from. A werewolf was on trial for killing a shepherdess and (although he didn't kill anything but some chickens) was found guilty by a jury of sheep. So the villagers threw veggies at him. Yeah, weird show. Okay for its time though, and entertaining, all 14 (ish) hours of it. But it is kind of odd how in every 17th century film, or dark ages at that, if there is ever an angry crowd, they always have torches, pitchforks, and produce, usually rotten. Then it shows those poor beggars starving on the dirty streets. Couldn't they have given them the produce before it got all rotten? Seriously. And sometimes it is fruits and veggies not even around that place at that time! That reminds me of the banter of the sparrow. You know, from "Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail." The two peasants debate over whether or not a coconut could migrate, or if birds, particularly sparrows, could carry one across seas. Then it goes on about African or European and ends up killing a dude later in the movie. Good ol' British humor. You know, that reminds me of something else. "Stardust." Freakin'. Awesome. Movie. If you haven't seen it, stop reading this and go see it. Now. Stop. Really. I will give you a dollar to go see it. Stop reading. No? Fine.... Ha! Crap....



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